Wednesday, January 31, 2018

SUPERHEROES ARE DAMN-NEAR EVERYWHERE #126


Primary DELIA BOCCARDO played "Athena" in the 1983 HERCULES.

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Primary HART BOCHNER (right) acted in the 1984 SUPERGIRL and voiced characters for BATMAN: MASK OF THE PHANTASM and THE LEGEND OF PRINCE VALIANT.


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Primary LLOYD BOCHNER acted in THE NAKED GUN 2 1/2 and in episodes of SUPERBOY, THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA, and both UNCLE shows, as well as voicing the "mayor" character from BATMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES.

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Primary RAY BOLGER of THE WIZARD OF OZ  has one credit in an episode of BATTLESTAR GALACTICA.

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Peripheral FLORINDA BOLKAN acted in CANDY with--



Primary JOHN HUSTON (not shown) from MACKENNA'S GOLD.

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Primary TIFFANY BOLLING played "the Spider Lady" on an episode of ELECTRA WOMAN AND DYNA GIRL as well as acting on THE MAN FROM ATLANTIS.

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Primary JOSEPH BOLOGNA voiced "Dan Turpin" on SUPERMAN THE ANIMATED SERIES.










Monday, January 29, 2018

RAR #26: HORSE FEATHERS AND PRINCESS DREAMBOAT

I just finished writing an essay on the 1950 story associated with this cover--




--which I for one found amusing. The comic book JOE COLLEGE only lasted two issues-- this one being number two of two. But if one compares it to some of the lousier stories about Real Americans appearing around the same time, this one is actually a pretty good reflection of imperialistic attitudes without a lot of preaching. In short, the young blonde guy is made the subject of eros by Princess Dreamboat, the Indian maiden, and the subject of thanatos by the war-bonnetted brave with the odd name of "Horse Feathers."

I don't intend to start a category for "fake Real Americans," but here's one from the 1966 BATMAN comic strip:



I suspect that weeks of continuity in which the Joker's Indian henchwoman goes around saying things like "how" and "ugh" aren't really eradicated by the excuse that she's just a Brooklyn girl playing a role. Interestingly, the fake Indian girl's name is "Laughing Girl," which may be a roundabout reference to a Pulitizer-winning 1929 novel about Native Americans: Oliver LaFarge's LAUGHING BOY.

Friday, January 26, 2018

SUPERHEROES ARE DAMN-NEAR EVERYWHERE #125

Peripheral ERIC BLORE  voiced "Mister Toad" in THE ADVENTURES OF ICHABOD AND MISTER TOAD with--



Primary BASIL RATHBONE from THE MAGIC SWORD.

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Primary LISA BLOUNT (right) acted in BLIND FURY.

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Primary MONTE BLUE acted as the main villain in UNDERSEA KINGDOM and played six separate roles in the LONE RANGER teleseries.

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Peripheral ANN BLYTH acted in MISTER PEABODY AND THE MERMAID with--



Primary BEATRICE ROBERTS, a.k.a. "Queen Azura" (right) in FLASH GORDON'S TRIP TO MARS.

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Peripheral BETTY BLYTHE, one of the first actresses to play Rider Haggard's "She," acted in TOPPER with--


Primary EUGENE PALLETTE from the 1940 MARK OF ZORRO.







Saturday, January 20, 2018

SUPERHEROES ARE DAMN-NEAR EVERYWHERE #124

Primary BRIAN BLOOM acted in VAMPIRELLA and an episode of BEAUTY AND THE BEAST, but made far more contributions to superhero cartoons like THE AVENGERS and BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD.

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Primary CLAIRE BLOOM has one credit in 1981's CLASH OF THE TITANS.

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Primay JOHN BLOOM (left) played "the Frankenstein Monster" in the egregiously awful DRACULA VS. FRANKENSTEIN and had a small role in STAR TREK THE UNDISCOVERED COUNTRY.

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Peripheral JOHN ("JOE BOB BRIGGS") BLOOM acted in THE STAND with--



Primary CORIN NEMEC, whose best known relevant role is probably a recurring role on SUPERNATURAL.

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Primary ORLANDO BLOOM acted in the franchises for PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN and LORD OF THE RINGS, and the 2011 THREE MUSKETEERS.

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Primary VERNA BLOOM has one credit in HIGH PLAINS DRIFTER.








Tuesday, January 9, 2018

SUPERHEROES ARE DAMN-NEAR EVERYWHERE #123

Primary BILLY BLANKS played a futuristic cop in TC 2000.

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Primary ALEXIS BLEDEL acted in SIN CITY and ZOOM: ACADEMY FOR SUPERHEROES.

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Peripheral YASMINE BLEETH acted in IT CAME FROM THE SKY with--


Primary JOHN RITTER from REAL MEN.

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Primary BRIAN BLESSED acted in WIZARDS VS. ALIENS, THE PHANTOM MENACE, two episodes of THE AVENGERS and of course FLASH GORDON, while also voicing roles in the Disney TARZAN and in DANGER MOUSE.


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Primary DAN BLOCKER of BONANZA fame has one role, an uncredited blacksmith role in the 1959 ZORRO.



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Peripheral DIRK BLOCKER acted in POLTERGEIST with--



Primary CRAIG T. NELSON, who voiced "Mr. Incredible" in THE INCREDIBLES.

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Primary JOAN BLONDELL acted in both THE MAN FROM UNCLE and THE GIRL FROM UNCLE.

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Primary SIMONE BLONDELL (not shown) acted in KARZAN JUNGLE LORD and an obscure film, ZORRO THE AVENGER.

 



Sunday, January 7, 2018

MONSTER MASHUPS #25

I should make some mention of one of the few monster-mashes wherein all the fiends were born from one creator's skull, although to my knowledge Clive Barker never crossed over his Cenobites and Nightbreed characters. That convocation of creatures appeared only in an Epic Comics production, JIHAD, which I reviewed here.

In keeping with Clive Barker's wishes, at no time do the Epic authors use the name "Pinhead" for the guy with all the pins in his head.

Saturday, January 6, 2018

SUPERHEROES ARE DAMN-NEAR EVERYWHERE #122

Primary FRANCOISE BLANCHARD (not shown) played an evil "Blonde Amazon" in GOLDEN TEMPLE AMAZONS and voiced characters in BUCKY O'HARE, TOTALLY SPIES and TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES.

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Primary MARI BLANCHARD has one relevant role in SON OF SINBAD.

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Primary RACHEL BLANCHARD has one role in the 1988 WAR OF THE WORLDS teleseries.

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Primary SUSAN BLANCHARD (B. 1948) acted in THEY LIVE.

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Primary CATE BLANCHETT acted in the LORD OF THE RINGS and HOBBIT live-action films, THOR: RAGNAROK, and INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL.





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Peripheral CLARA BLANDICK, a.k.a. "Auntie Em," acted in the 1939 WIZARD OF OZ with--


Primary RAY BOLGER, who had but one relevant role in BATTLESTAR GALACTICA.

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Peripheral SALLY BLANE (right) acted in NIGHT OF TERROR with--


Primary BELA LUGOSI, playing in THE WHISPERING SHADOW serial.


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Primary MARK BLANKFIELD, not shown but best known for the comic duel role in JEKYLL AND HYDE TOGETHER AGAIN acted in episodes of NIGHTMAN and CRUSADE.