Thursday, May 25, 2017

SUPERHEROES ARE DAMN-NEAR EVERYWHERE #83

Primary DREW BARRYMORE acted in FIRESTARTER, WAXWORK II,  and BATMAN FOREVER.

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Peripheral ETHEL BARRYMORE acted in the ghost-tale PORTRAIT OF JENNIE with--


Primary DAVID WAYNE, whose first credit up is SUPERMAN: THE MUSICAL.

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Peripheral JOHN BARRYMORE acted in THE INVISIBLE WOMAN with--



Primary ANNE NAGEL (right), who played Britt Reid's secretary both in THE GREEN HORNET and THE GREEN HORNET STRIKES AGAIN.



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Primary JOHN DREW BARRYMORE had roles in serials like KUNG FU and THE WILD WILD WEST, but made his biggest impact (within these circles) as a villainous zombie-maker in WAR OF THE ZOMBIES (center below).

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Peripheral LIONEL BARRYMORE (left) acted in MYSTERIOUS ISLAND with--


Primary MONTAGU LOVE, who played Diego's daddy in the 1940 MARK OF ZORRO.

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Primary PAUL BARTEL acted in ESCAPE FROM L.A., PREY OF THE JAGUAR, DEATH RACE 2000, and an episode of the 1999 series GOOD AND EVIL.

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Peripheral FREDDIE BARTHOLOMEW had but one metaphenomenal credit, a 1950 episode of LIGHTS OUT in which he acted with--



Primary DAYTON LUMMIS, who played a king in JACK THE GIANT KILLER.

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Primary LYNDSEY BARTILSON voiced "Tuesday X" on the 2005 cartoon THE X'S.


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Primary EVA BARTOK (right) performed in one relevant film, THE CRIMSON PIRATE.

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Primary BILLY BARTY acted in such films as WILLOW,  LEGEND, and MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE.


Saturday, May 20, 2017

SUPERHEROES ARE DAMN-NEAR EVERYWHERE #82

Primary PAT BARRINGTON (not shown) is primary only for a bit part in a MAN FROM UNCLE episode.


Primary DON "RED" BARRY acted in episodes of WILD WILD WEST (2 characters), SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN, THE IMMORTAL, and BATMAN (2 characters).




Primary GENE BARRY, best known in meta-film circles for his perf in WAR OF THE WORLDS, squeaks into primary status with THE PURPLE MASK.




Primary PATRICIA BARRY, in addition to a GREEN HORNET TV episode, played a flamboyant villainess in a GIRL FROM UNCLE episode.



Primary GEORGE BARROWS, famous for "going ape," acted in episodes of THE INCREDIBLE HULK, BATMAN, THE WILD WILD WEST, THE MAN FROM UNCLE, ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN, THE LONE RANGER (2 characters), and CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT, as well as small roles in SON OF SINBAD and TARZAN AND THE SHE-DEVIL.





Wednesday, May 17, 2017

SUPERHEROES ARE DAMN-NEAR EVERYWHERE #81

Peripheral MONA BARRIE acted in THE STRANGE CASE OF DOCTOR RX with--



Primary ANNE GWYNNE, who has a handful of relevant roles but is first up for DICK TRACY MEETS GRUESOME.

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Peripheral WENDY BARRIE (right) acted in the 1939 HOUND OF THE BASKERVILLES with--



Primary RICHARD GREENE, who played "Nayland Smith" in two Fu Manchu films, BLOOD OF FU MANCHU and CASTLE OF FU MANCHU.



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Primary EDGAR BARRIER (third from left) acted in THE GIANT CLAW, TARZAN AND THE LEOPARD WOMAN, and a couple of TV shows like ZORRO.




MONSTER MASHUPS #15

Though I've been focusing a lot of traditional "movie monster" types, "monster mashups" should also include narratives in which either a hero or villain gathers together a bunch of distinct creatures, as one finds in this Legion story, which has a fuller writeup here.



Tuesday, May 16, 2017

THE 100 GREATEST CROSSOVERS OF ALL TIME #60

In this essay I defined the "static crossover" thusly:

The STATIC CROSSOVER is characteristic of both Homer's Iliad and Apollonius' Argonautica.  In such works, the author assumes an overall cosmos in which all of the myth-characters he invokes are capable of encountering one another at any time.

In the static crossover, then, there's not as much emotional impact about seeing characters of diverse origins appear in one another's company, because it's become a regular occurrence.  Many of the "Silver Age" Superman stories constantly associate the characters in that mythology with one another, sometimes for no more than a few panels. And another such mythology appeared in Disney comic books of the same period.

Disney cartoon shorts had already displayed some minor crossover aspects in their classic period, bringing together separately conceived characters like Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck into the same narrative terrain. The "Duck Universe," particularly due to Carl Barks' talents, built up Donald's retinue with characters like wealthy Uncle Scrooge, incredibly lucky Gladstone Gander, and inventor Gyro Gearloose. And in some of the giant-size efforts, like MICKEY AND DONALD AT VACATIONLAND (Dell Giant #47, 1961), the unbilled writers and artists sometimes went whole-hog on the crossover aspects.



This one puts together not only Mickey, Donald, Goofy and several members of the "Duck group" and the "Mouse group," but also several villains from disparate sources. While the good Disney-spawn are on their way to the fabulous "Vacationland"-- a stand-in for Disneyland itself if there ever was one-- they manage to honk off the Wicked Witch, who somehow survived her apparent death at the end of SNOW WHITE. The Witch, who had already been laying plans for a villains' convention, promptly sends various Disney villains to harass the vacationers. Three villains are still well-known since they came from feature films or shorts-- Captain Hook from PETER PAN, the Big Bad Wolf from THE THREE LITTLE PIGS, and Black Pete from assorted Disney cartoons and comic strips. By dumb luck, every time one of these villains encounters the vacationers, the finks become seduced into having vacation-fun instead of making trouble. Only the Witch's last group of pawns-- the Beagle Boys, who alone debuted in comic books-- aren't technically won over by fun-fun-fun. Rather, they bang their heads and forget that they're hardened crooks, and begin careers of honest labor at Vacationland.

Whoever wrote the story had a fine sense of character continuity. When inventor Gyro sees the Witch do magic, he boasts that "magic is no match for science." Later, Mickey manages to undo the sorceress' source of power by stealing her hat, drawing on his past experience as a "sorcerer's apprentice."

MONSTER MASHUPS #14

I've devoted this review to the 1985 comic BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT, which crosses over "supernatural monster" Dracula and "real monster" Jack the Ripper.


Thursday, May 11, 2017

SUPERHEROES ARE DAMN-NEAR EVERYWHERE #80

Primary MAJEL BARRETT acted in numerous STAR TREK parts, chronologically starting with "Number One," eventually seen in the recycled episode THE MENAGERIE.


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Peripheral NANCY BARRETT, known for numerous DARK SHADOWS roles (one of which she reprised in HOUSE OF DARK SHADOWS), acted in HOUSE with--



Primary ROGER DAVIS (right), who appeared in an episode of WONDER WOMAN.

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Primary BARBARA BARRIE acted in REAL MEN and voiced "Alcmene" in 1997's HERCULES.


Wednesday, May 10, 2017

SUPERHEROES ARE DAMN-NEAR EVERYWHERE #79

Primary LITA BARON (right) acted in BOMBA ON PANTHER ISLAND and in the 1948 JUNGLE JIM.


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Peripheral SANDY BARON acted in VAMP with--



Primary GRACE JONES (bottom), whose first relevant credit is her role in A VIEW TO A KILL.



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Primary ELIZABETH BARONDES acted in the TV shows BRISCO COUNTY and LOIS AND CLARK.

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(Possible) Primary SACHA BARON COHEN is slated to play the character of MANDRAKE THE MAGICIAN, but will only register as "Peripheral" if that doesn't come to pass.

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Primary DOUGLAS BARR (not shown) has but one relevant credit in an episode of SUPERBOY.



RAR #24: LAKOTA RAINFLOWER



Lakota Rainflower was a supporting character in most of the issues of Gold Key's 1970s series THE OCCULT FILES OF DOCTOR SPEKTOR. In keeping with her first name, this secretary to the supernatural sleuth--  beautiful enough to have made more money modeling clothes than filing papers-- was dominantly Sioux, but had a smattering of Apache heritage. Once or twice writer Don Glut made reference to her "fiery Apache blood," but this was surely intended as a compliment.

The page above comes from Lakota's only solo story, a backup tale taking place before she met Spektor. In the early issues of the comic, she functioned as a skeptic who couldn't credit her boss's wild stories, but that routine faded after she's had a few encounters with mummies, vampires, and so on. Lakota had no real depth but writer Glut and artist Jesse Santos gave her courage and style.

MONSTER MASHUPS #13

The 1970s Gold Key series THE OCCULT FILES OF DOCTOR SPEKTOR proves pretty rich in mashup scenarios, though not all of them qualify according to the categories I laid out here.

The main character is an expert on the supernatural who runs around investigating spooky stuff, even though he's not really a man of action and has no supernatural powers himself. After meeting versions of Mr. Hyde, the Frankenstein Monster, and the Mummy, and an "original" vampire antagonist named Baron Tibor, Spektor has an encounter with a group of vampires. Technically this can't be a mashup since all the vampires share similar origins, but it's worth noting simply because it teams up the best-known literary vampire, Count Dracula, with three others from prose lit: Sir Francis Varney (VARNEY THE VAMPIRE, Mircalla Karnstein (CARMILLA), and Lord Ruthven (THE VAMPIRE). Baron Tibor gets involved, but on Spektor's side.




The first true "monster mashup" in the series is issue 9, but it's an illusory one in which a witch causes Spektor to dream that several of his foes are attacking him (the "vampire" listed on the cover is the series' original creation Baron Tibor).


In issue #11 Spektor is afflicted with a werewolf curse, and in #12 he has a fight with the Frankenstein Monster that's clearly an homage to FRANKENSTEIN MEETS THE WOLF MAN. I can't consider this a strict "mashup" though, since Spektor is in the position of the main character and he's only temporarily a werewolf.




ADDENDUM: I've reversed myself on two things stated here.since posting this comment on a horror-forum:


What I called "the visual personality of the monsters" has given way (in my mind, anyway) to the character's history as a "central character" in his own narrative, at least when you're speaking of one-on-one conflicts.
So, like I possibly said before, FRANKENSTEIN'S BLOODY TERROR wouldn't be a monster mash, because it just pits its werewolf star against a "stock vampire," one "Count Janos." But if the vampire had used the name of a famous neck-biter like Dracula or Lord Ruthven, then that would be a mash, even though the vamp would still play the part of the antagonist, rather than that of a featured monster in an ensemble, like all the Universal mashes.
I have to look at the two films Naschy made where El Hombre Lobo goes up against a witch-queen. I remember them as being fairly similar, but WEREWOLF VS, THE VAMPIRE WOMAN just makes up a witch-queen out of whole cloth, while NIGHT OF THE WEREWOLF at least uses the name-- though probably not much else-- of Lady Bathory.
Another one that's out would be THE WEREWOLF VS. THE YETI, since the latter character would just be a "stock Abominable Snowman."
The difference between a "stock type" and an "artful imitation" is a tough one, too. The heroic monsters of MONSTERS VS. ALIENS are not supposed to be in any way identical with the movie-monsters on which they're based: the Fly, the Gill Man, the Blob and the 50-Foot Woman-- and yet, they have a textual relationship, since the informed audience-member knows what the hero-monsters are based on. 
Matters of textual identity can go out the window, though, when you''re dealing with a alliance of monsters, whether or not they fight on the side of good or evil, or even if one of the monsters is largely controlled by the other (RETURN OF THE VAMPIRE).

By this line of logic, if Doctor Spektor-- even if he's only a temporary monster-- fights with a character who's supposed to be the original Frankenstein Monster, then that would be a true monster mash.

If this Spektor-werewolf also fought just one of the legendary vampires mentioned above, then that too would be a monster-mash. Spektor as a routine "ghostbuster" would not be a monster, so he gets no "mash-action" from battling Dracula or any of the others singly. But as long as he's facing at least two legendary monsters, that's another matter.

Sunday, May 7, 2017

MONSTER MASHUPS #12

Nice cover to this teamup of the Jack Russell Werewolf and Morbius the Living Vampire. Unfortunately, the interior is just another Marvel "meet and beat" routine.


Thursday, May 4, 2017

MONSTER MASHUPS #11

For curiosity value only: LUNATIC FRINGE was a (deservedly) short-lived 1989 comic book, lasting only two issues, concerning a dull group of "superheroes for hire." Doppelgangers for Godzilla and Rodan appear briefly in the story, and though only Godzilla's foot dominates the front cover, the Rodan-copy shows up on the back cover as well.


Wednesday, May 3, 2017

SUPERHEROES ARE DAMN-NEAR EVERYWHERE #78

Primary RONNIE BARKER has one relevant credit in the British AVENGERS series.

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Primary STEVE BARKETT (not shown) acted in WIZARDS OF THE DEMON SWORD and ATTACK OF THE 60 FOOT CENTERFOLD.


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Primary ELLEN BARKIN acted in THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI.


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Primary BINNIE BARNES (left) has one credit in the Zorro-like costumer PIRATES OF CAPRI.


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Primary JOANNA BARNES (right) played "Jane" in the 1959 TARZAN THE APE MAN.



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Primary PRISCILLA BARNES acted in LICENSE TO KILL and about four relevant TV shows, including WONDER WOMAN.